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zsh/.zsh/aliases.zsh

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# ░▓ author ▓ xero <x@xero.nu>
# ░▓ code   ▓ http://code.xero.nu/dotfiles
# ░▓ mirror ▓ http://git.io/.files
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#█▓▒░ aliases
alias xyzzy="echo nothing happens"
alias ls="ls -hF --color=auto"
alias ll="ls -lahF --color=auto"
alias lsl="ls -lhF --color=auto"
alias "cd.."="cd ../"
alias up="cd ../"
alias rmrf="rm -rf"
alias psef="ps -ef"
alias mkdir="mkdir -p"
alias cp="cp -r"
alias scp="scp -r"
alias xsel="xsel -b"
alias fuck='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'
alias v="vim"
alias vi="vim"
alias emacs="vim"
alias git="hub"
alias g="hub"
alias ga="git add"
alias gc="git commit -m"
alias gs="git status"
alias gd="git diff"
alias gf="git fetch"
alias gm="git merge"
alias gr="git rebase"
alias gp="git push"
alias gu="git unstage"
alias gg="git graph"
alias gco="git checkout"
alias gcs="git commit -S -m"
alias gpr="hub pull-request"
alias ag="ag --color --color-line-number '0;35' --color-match '46;30' --color-path '4;36'"
alias tree='tree -CAFa -I "CVS|*.*.package|.svn|.git|.hg|node_modules|bower_components" --dirsfirst'
alias rock="ncmpcpp"
alias mixer="alsamixer"
alias genplaylist="cd ~/music;find . -name '*.mp3' -o -name '*.flac'|sed -e 's%^./%%g' > ~/.mpd/playlists/all.m3u"
alias matrix="cmatrix -b"
alias tempwatch="while :; do sensors; sleep 1 && clear; done;"
alias term="urxvtc -hold -e " #used for run menu
alias sprunge="curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us"
alias clbin="curl -F 'clbin=<-' https://clbin.com"
alias toiletlist='for i in ${TOILET_FONT_PATH:=/usr/share/figlet}/*.{t,f}lf; do j=${i##*/}; echo ""; echo "╓───── "$j; echo "╙────────────────────────────────────── ─ ─ "; echo ""; toilet -d "${i%/*}" -f "$j" "${j%.*}"; done'
alias ascii="toilet -t -f 3d"
alias future="toilet -t -f future"
alias rusto="toilet -t -f rusto"
alias rustofat="toilet -t -f rustofat"
alias lol="base64 </dev/urandom | lolcat"
alias pacman="sudo pacman"
alias update="pacman-colors && yaourt -Syua"
alias systemctl="sudo systemctl"
alias :q="sudo systemctl poweroff"
alias ZZ="quit"
alias disks='echo "╓───── m o u n t . p o i n t s"; echo "╙────────────────────────────────────── ─ ─ "; lsblk -a; echo ""; echo "╓───── d i s k . u s a g e"; echo "╙────────────────────────────────────── ─ ─ "; df -h;'
alias todo="bash ~/code/sys/todo"
alias record="ffmpeg -f x11grab -s 1366x768 -an -r 16 -loglevel quiet -i :0.0 -b:v 5M -y" #pass a filename
alias nexus="jmtpfs ~/nexus"

#█▓▒░ dumb tmux trix
alias tsad="printf '3k┐(T_T)┌3\'"
alias tshrug="printf '3k┐(\`-\`)┌3\'"
alias tlol="printf '3k┐(^0^)┌3\'"

#█▓▒░ update mpd database
function genplaylist() {
  cd ~/music
  find . -name '*.mp3' -o -name '*.flac'|sed -e 's%^./%%g' > ~/.config/mpd/playlists/all.m3u
  mpc clear
  mpc load all.m3u
  mpc update
}

function t() {
  X=$#
  [[ $X -eq 0 ]] || X=X
  tmux new-session -A -s $X
}

function email() {
	echo  | mutt -s  
}
# colorized cat
function c() {
  for file in "$@"
  do
    pygmentize -O style=sourcerer -f console256 -g "$file" 
  done
}
# colorized less
function l() {
  pygmentize -O style=sourcerer -f console256 -g  | less -r 
}
# read markdown files like manpages
function md() {
    pandoc -s -f markdown -t man "$*" | man -l -
}
# nullpointer url shortener
function short() {
  curl -F"shorten=$*" https://0x0.st
}